women
#24
RE: women
women are fragile delicate creatures that need very little respect. they will bend to your whims and woes and try to please you in any way they can. the best way to win one over is to pick one up in your car on a street corner on friday. these usually prove to be the best ones. no flowers are necessary. flowers are an invention of the greeting card industry. an EVIL invention. you only need to tell her she's beautiful long enough so that you don't have to pay her to be with you anymore. once thats over, you may tell her how ugly she really is. don't worry about asking for permission to go out with the guys, just go. she thinks its funny. if when you get home she says she's angry at you for going out, play along. be angry too.
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#26
RE: women
How old are you...then I'll tell you whether or not to start worrying about girls. If I could tell people when or how to do it. I would. But...I sure as heck wouldn't lose any sleep over not having a woman. Doesn't really matter up until college anyways (cause the you can get married to the girls).
#30
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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RE: women
My advice - dont worry about it until you get to be my age - I'm gonna be 23 in October - no girlfriend after 4 years of college - thats why I'm goin back for my 5th! - seriously - from the experience I have had/have seen others have - relationships when you are young(er) don't usually amount to anything much - some will end in marriage - but not many - if the right opportunity comes along - take it - but dont go out just looking for a girlfriend - that usually doesnt work. - My $.02 - take it for what its worth