If a deer attacks you what do you do??
02-13-2004, 02:37 PM
#41
Giant Nontypical
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RE: If a deer attacks you what do you do??
Well having surivived an pyscho ex girlfriend i think i would give an attacking buck a good fight 
Seriously i wouldn't know what i would do. I guess it would all depend in the situation
Seriously i wouldn't know what i would do. I guess it would all depend in the situation
02-14-2004, 07:03 PM
#42
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Location: NW Oklahoma
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RE: If a deer attacks you what do you do??
Hold your hands out to show the deer you mean no harm. Speak quietly but firmly and don't make any quick moves. Explain to him you mean him no harm and that you are just passing through. Try not to look at the large antlers, for that will only make him angry. After a few minutes of talking calmly the deer should settle down and slowly start walking away. Then you reach for your gun and shoot.
02-14-2004, 08:19 PM
#43
Join Date: Sep 2003
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RE: If a deer attacks you what do you do??
ROFLMAO the stone cold stunner, GIMME A HELL YEAH!
i think i'd either have to go with biting part of his ear off
or a couple of jabs to the eye's and a nice upper cut to the jaw!
honestly i'd probly go WHAT THE **** DO I DO! then fill my pants and fall over
i think i'd either have to go with biting part of his ear off
or a couple of jabs to the eye's and a nice upper cut to the jaw!
honestly i'd probly go WHAT THE **** DO I DO! then fill my pants and fall over
02-15-2004, 07:41 AM
#44
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RE: If a deer attacks you what do you do??
As funny and strange as it sounds,deer have attacked and killed a few people.A few years ago there were two deer attacks, if I remember right both were fatal. Attacks usually happen during the rut, so if you are hunting you'd be armed. Most other cases are "tame" deer that turn on their owners. I'd say the chances of being attacked would be on par with winning the lotto or lighning striking you, so I would'nt worry too much about it!
02-17-2004, 09:07 AM
#47
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RE: If a deer attacks you what do you do??
Several years ago the man who owns WILDLIFE RESEARCH PRODUCTS was attacked by one of "his" bucks who measured around 100 inches. It was caught on tape. He held onto the antlers as best he could but the deer just pushed him around, and slashed him with it's hooves. After seeing that I now know that you can't hold the antlers with one hand and stab with the other without getting hurt. Just ain't no way. If it wasn't for someone else who was their to help him, he woulda been trashed! (worse than he was)
I'd hafta grab a big stick and pretend I was a major league ball player!
I'd hafta grab a big stick and pretend I was a major league ball player!
02-20-2004, 11:20 PM
#50
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RE: If a deer attacks you what do you do??
Let me add one. My great Uncle has always been the source of great stories in our family. In the 40's or 50's he poached a dear. He was driving down the road in Pennsylvania (lots of family still live up there) and saw a deer and shot it. He loads it into the back seat of his NEW car (I don't know if he had a tarp or what) quickly and heads home to gut it, etc. He has to drive thru town on his way to his house figureing that noone will be any the wiser. The deer isn't dead and comes to in the back seat. He's in a small space with a kicking pissed off deer and he doesn't want to be found out because he shot it out of season so he starts stabbing it with a hunting knife. He stabs it to death but his car is trashed. completely splattered with blood all over the inside. Over the years I have heard that story from several members of my family and if it wasn't for some of the other things my Great uncle had done I wouldn't be able to believe it.
David
David