FUNNY
#12
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: chiefland Florida USA
Posts: 5,417
RE: FUNNY
two guys were deer hunting together when one had to use the restroom. he went behind a tree , dropped his pants and then the other guy hears all this screaming and run to see what it was. the first guy was setting there holding his Johnson with a big dead rattle snake laying beside him. he said to his friend what do we do? the second guy says,I'ev always heard to lay down and stay calm. so lay down and I will go for the dr.
the guy get to the Dr. and tells him what happened , he said I can't go now , you just make two small cuts on top of the fang marks,then suck out the poison.
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after a while he gets back to his friend without the Dr. his friend says wheres the Dr. the friends says he can't come.the bite guy says what did he say bout the snake bite??
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his friend looks at him laying there and said ,"the Dr. said you gonna Die"
the guy get to the Dr. and tells him what happened , he said I can't go now , you just make two small cuts on top of the fang marks,then suck out the poison.
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after a while he gets back to his friend without the Dr. his friend says wheres the Dr. the friends says he can't come.the bite guy says what did he say bout the snake bite??
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his friend looks at him laying there and said ,"the Dr. said you gonna Die"