DEER HUNTERS FAIRYTALE
11-03-2005, 05:32 PM
#1
DEER HUNTERS FAIRYTALE
THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE[/align]
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said,"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after
and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank
beer and farted whenever he wanted to.
THE END[/align][/align]DD[/align]
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said,"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after
and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank
beer and farted whenever he wanted to.
THE END[/align][/align]DD[/align]
11-03-2005, 07:26 PM
#2
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: ne bama
Posts: 6,340
RE: DEER HUNTERS FAIRYTALE
good one DD, reminds me of the joke about the guy cryin on the sidewalk, preacher walks up and ask whats wrong, guy tells preacher that friday will be his 25 wedding anniversary, preacher says thats great, guy explains how his father-in-law was policeman and caught them in the back of his van many years ago, told him he'd have to marry his daughter or go to jail, preacher, well see thats great, you made the best of it, i still don't know why your cryin, man cryin, cause if i'd gone to jail i would have gotten out yesterday[:@]
11-04-2005, 08:35 AM
#6
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: MN USA
Posts: 1,489
RE: DEER HUNTERS FAIRYTALE
Reminds me of one I heard recently.
Two guys were standing by their truck getting ready to hit the woods when a funeral procession (sp?) drives by, one hunter takes off his hat and bows his head until the procession has completely passed. The other hunter looks at him and says "Wow that was might respectful of you to do that", to which the guy says "Yeah well we were married for 35 years"
Two guys were standing by their truck getting ready to hit the woods when a funeral procession (sp?) drives by, one hunter takes off his hat and bows his head until the procession has completely passed. The other hunter looks at him and says "Wow that was might respectful of you to do that", to which the guy says "Yeah well we were married for 35 years"
HAHAHAHAH..............
11-04-2005, 05:08 PM
#8
Dominant Buck
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: WC FL
Posts: 26,323
RE: DEER HUNTERS FAIRYTALE
ORIGINAL: DoctorDeath
THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE
[/align]
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said,"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after
and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank
beer and farted whenever he wanted to.
THE END
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THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE
[/align]
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said,"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after
and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank
beer and farted whenever he wanted to.
THE END
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[/align]DD
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11-04-2005, 05:10 PM
#9
Dominant Buck
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: WC FL
Posts: 26,323
RE: DEER HUNTERS FAIRYTALE
ORIGINAL: m.t.hands
good one DD, reminds me of the joke about the guy cryin on the sidewalk, preacher walks up and ask whats wrong, guy tells preacher that friday will be his 25 wedding anniversary, preacher says thats great, guy explains how his father-in-law was policeman and caught them in the back of his van many years ago, told him he'd have to marry his daughter or go to jail, preacher, well see thats great, you made the best of it, i still don't know why your cryin, man cryin, cause if i'd gone to jail i would have gotten out yesterday[:@]
good one DD, reminds me of the joke about the guy cryin on the sidewalk, preacher walks up and ask whats wrong, guy tells preacher that friday will be his 25 wedding anniversary, preacher says thats great, guy explains how his father-in-law was policeman and caught them in the back of his van many years ago, told him he'd have to marry his daughter or go to jail, preacher, well see thats great, you made the best of it, i still don't know why your cryin, man cryin, cause if i'd gone to jail i would have gotten out yesterday[:@]
