BowTech_Shooter

ALRIGHT... Bring on the Monty Python excerpts...

CAJUNBOWHNTR

It looks like owning a bowtech is a sign of a sick sense of humor

maybe I should become a convert.....

This thread is officially hijacked[](I appologize I' m at work and bored)

Come back it' s only a fleshwound!!


CB

BowTech_Shooter

A fleshwound? But I have cut off your arm!....

JeffB

HAVE AT YOU!

HAVE AT YOU!

Tis' But a Flesh Wound!

YOU' RE A LOONEY!

AM NOT!

ARE TOO!

LOONEY LOONEY LOONEY!


And now for something completely different

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Jeffb

AND WHAT IS YOUR QUEST?

I seek the Holy Grail of Carbon Arrows!

AND WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR???

Blue...NO! I mean Yellow!


AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh.......


And Brave Sir Jeff Bravely ran away..bravely ran away...brave brave brave brave Sir Jeff Bravely Ran Away!

CAJUNBOWHNTR

Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT:
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your name?

LAUNCELOT:
My name is ' Sir Launcelot of Camelot' .
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
LAUNCELOT:
To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your favourite colour?
LAUNCELOT:
Blue.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT:
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
ROBIN:
That' s easy!
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
ROBIN:
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I' m not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your name?
ROBIN:
' Sir Robin of Camelot' .
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
ROBIN:
To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
ROBIN:
I don' t know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Stop! What... is your name?
GALAHAD:
' Sir Galahad of Camelot' .
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
GALAHAD:
I seek the Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your favourite colour?
GALAHAD:
Blue. No, yel-- auuuuuuuugh!
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Hee hee heh. Stop! What... is your name?
ARTHUR:
It is ' Arthur' , King of the Britons.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
ARTHUR:
To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR:
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Huh? I-- I don' t know that. Auuuuuuuugh!
BEDEVERE:
How do know so much about swallows?
ARTHUR:
Well, you have to know these things when you' re a king, you know