Cornelius08

Since we are now in a joking mood, how 'bout a little limerick?

There once was awco from Elk county....
On the doe he'd like toplace a bounty....
misconceptionsabout deer.....
he pulled from his rear.....
Maybehe should go to Canada and be amounty?

LOL.

BTBowhunter

Old Corny he did like to hunt
His hunting suckedto be blunt
Cornyhailed from the south
When he opened his mouth
Hereally waskind of a .... clown

Screamin Steel

Why the hell not. This is fun so I'll throw my hat in the ring as well.

BTB and RSB once sang a happy tune,
One with the chorus and one with the verse,
Like cuddling close in a spoon.

Then one day, In a childish rage,
RSB told all hunters to leap,
And old BTB, with a bruised broken heart,
Broke up with him and started to weep.

We all saw the spat, and we fancied ourselves that,
Ol BTB had seen the light,
But in a quick turn of face, again his lips did he paste,
To the buttocks of sweet RSB.
And together they walk, holding hands, and pillow talk,
Agreeing evermore to agree.

Screamin Steel

...And just so you know that my humor is completely impartial...I laugh at everyone equally.

Little Bird Blue, Come toot your own horn,
No bucks in your meadow, no deer in your corn.
But where is the master of tables and stats?
He pasted one link too many, and his mouse took a crap!

Bawanajim had 150,
acres and deer abounded
but why he could never kill nice bucks before,
left the poor chap completely confounded.

RSB tried hard to be,
the perfect and loyal employee,
So he sold his own soul
throughdamage control,
forhis pensionand the ol' PGC.

BTBowhunter

Things in PA would be finer
without the small bunch of whiners
Though not much of a crowd
They sure can be loud
But they cant find no deer in the diner

Cornelius08

Ummm. I'll give a c- for effort. (LOL) Gotta R-o-l-l off the tongue and actual rhyme is generally ecouraged...

THERE ONCE WAS A PGC WHO WOULDNT LISTEN....
ALL THEIR COMMON SENSE WAS A MISSIN'......
THEY OBEYED HABITAT *****S.....
THENKILLED ALL THE DEERS....
AND OUR MONEY AWAY THEY ARE PISSIN"

BTBowhunter

Huntings future in this state looks bright
Too many deer no longer a blight
In the back ofthe trucks
we see many big bucks
now if only we'd just stop the fights

Cornelius08

ONCE WAS A MAN WHO HUNTED OVER A PLOT....
THOUGHT HE WAS A GREAT HUNTER, BUT HES NOT...
HE HAS A SHAGGY BEARD.....
WHICH LOOKS PRETTY WeiRD.....
'SPECIALLY WHEN ITS COLD AND FULL OF SNOT

Shakespeare eat your heart out!.........

Keep workin' at it fellas. (LOL) All the time Ive got at the moment.

BTBowhunter

Thr first draft rhymed perfectly. But no, the PG version doesnt quite rhyme LOL

Screamin Steel

Or how' bout this one:

Don't disagree with ol' BTB,
or mess with his buddy Bawana,
Try and you'll see that labeled you'll be,
A socialist pig, like Obama.