Austin/WI

Ok guys, we're going to build a boat. Right here, right now. For arguments sake, we'll say our boat is for sportfishing inland waters in the US under "normal" fishing conditions. I want each person to give one feature - useful or not, real or fake, serious or, well, you get the idea - that will be part of our finished boat. Get creative with this.

I want dual, semi-auto shotguns, mounted on a swiveling turrent - loaded with rubber pellets of course to protect ourselves from flying carp in some midwestern waters