Mafia Don
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Mafia Don
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
"You lissin-a to me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38
revolvers so you will always remember me"
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leava me your
Rolex watch instead?"
"Shuddup anda lissina to me. Somma day you gonna runna da business,
you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a
couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then??? .....Pointa to you watch and a say, 'TIMES UP'????
"You lissin-a to me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38
revolvers so you will always remember me"
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leava me your
Rolex watch instead?"
"Shuddup anda lissina to me. Somma day you gonna runna da business,
you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a
couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then??? .....Pointa to you watch and a say, 'TIMES UP'????
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