And now for my 'Merican Friends!
02-24-2007, 10:16 AM
#1
Nontypical Buck
Thread Starter
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Newtonville, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 3,896
And now for my 'Merican Friends!
Sitting together on a train and travelling through the Canadian Rockies were an American guy, a Canadian guy, an elderly little Greek lady, and a young blonde girl with enormous breasts. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the American has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. The old Greek lady thinks: The American guy must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek. The blonde girl thinks: That American guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.The American thinks: The Canadian guy must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.The Canadian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the American again.
02-24-2007, 02:01 PM
#8
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Findlay, Ohio
Posts: 3,286
RE: And now for my 'Merican Friends!
ORIGINAL: Rebel Hog
That's because the Canadian was Gay, the Americans don't Smack, they Punch the hell out of you!!
That's because the Canadian was Gay, the Americans don't Smack, they Punch the hell out of you!!
02-24-2007, 02:05 PM
#9
Dominant Buck
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: WC FL
Posts: 26,323
RE: And now for my 'Merican Friends!
ORIGINAL: Hotburn76
Ouch! Sucks when you have a good joke and someone can flip it on ya!
ORIGINAL: Rebel Hog
That's because the Canadian was Gay, the Americans don't Smack, they Punch the hell out of you!!
That's because the Canadian was Gay, the Americans don't Smack, they Punch the hell out of you!!
