holy crap
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holy crap
well i was out walking it the woods this morning not hunting didn't have my bow or nothing just checking my scent drippers and enjoying nature when all of a sudden I could here lots of rustling coming right for and I knew it was not deer I really had no idea what it was.
As the rustling was getting louder I was tring to get a glimps of what I was not going to be able to avoid when all that I seen through the bare trees(no leaves anymore) was one big black thing wait two big black things OH Sh#t three big black things I was thinking what the heck is going to happen to me I tried finding some kind of a tree to climb but there were none that would hold me or that I could get high enough I though that if it were hogs I would be safe off the ground because hogs can't look up to well. then I though oh man what if it is the bears that have been spotted recently not to far from where I was.
well I tell you I didn't know what to do if I moved they would hear me in the leaves if I didn't move they were going to run right into me, well I crouched down and just as the rustling was right on top of me I couldn't help but think of my family and kick my self in my a$$ for not bringing my bow but them all of a sudden something leap out of the dead fallow right at me and I admit I let out a girlish screem and when I finished screeming I opened my eyes to three large german sheperds licking my face. they must have been from a near by farm doing the same thing I was just going for a walk in the woods. weel needless to say I felt very stupid as I was walking the woods with the three friendly sheperds.
As the rustling was getting louder I was tring to get a glimps of what I was not going to be able to avoid when all that I seen through the bare trees(no leaves anymore) was one big black thing wait two big black things OH Sh#t three big black things I was thinking what the heck is going to happen to me I tried finding some kind of a tree to climb but there were none that would hold me or that I could get high enough I though that if it were hogs I would be safe off the ground because hogs can't look up to well. then I though oh man what if it is the bears that have been spotted recently not to far from where I was.
well I tell you I didn't know what to do if I moved they would hear me in the leaves if I didn't move they were going to run right into me, well I crouched down and just as the rustling was right on top of me I couldn't help but think of my family and kick my self in my a$$ for not bringing my bow but them all of a sudden something leap out of the dead fallow right at me and I admit I let out a girlish screem and when I finished screeming I opened my eyes to three large german sheperds licking my face. they must have been from a near by farm doing the same thing I was just going for a walk in the woods. weel needless to say I felt very stupid as I was walking the woods with the three friendly sheperds.
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RE: holy crap
LOL
You don't have anything to add to the "Taking a deuce in the woods" thread after that experience??[8D]
Great story though, you really kept me into it!!! And the girlish scream part, it takes a real man to admit something like that!!!
Hope the dogs don't ruin your hunting, Good luck!!
You don't have anything to add to the "Taking a deuce in the woods" thread after that experience??[8D]
Great story though, you really kept me into it!!! And the girlish scream part, it takes a real man to admit something like that!!!
Hope the dogs don't ruin your hunting, Good luck!!