Proposed New Hunting Law
04-20-2004, 02:30 PM
#1
Typical Buck
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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Proposed New Hunting Law
Okay, since my last proposal met with such approbation (one buck per hunter per season), I thought I'd try again. I saw a photo of that Beatty buck, the 304 nontypical in the back of the truck, and I just snapped. I propose the following national law:
Any hunter posing for a photograph with a monster buck shall be wearing a monster grin at all times. Failure to comply with said regulation shall result in confiscation of said monster buck.
Got it? Smile, #%%^# you! Don't give me that "act like you been there before" garbage, either, 'cause face it, if you're posing a new world record, you never been there before.
(Unless, of course, you're the almighty Chuck Adams... ahem ... let's not go there again either.)
Seriously, or a reasonable facsimile thereof, if you don't crack a grin when you kill a monster buck, when exactly in life do you intend to smile? Personally, if I kill a buck that's anywhere near the books, I'm grinning like an autistic eight-year-old at a Shriners' Circus.
Are you with me, or is it over-obvious that I just came off the Celebrex yesterday for my sciatic nerve?
Any hunter posing for a photograph with a monster buck shall be wearing a monster grin at all times. Failure to comply with said regulation shall result in confiscation of said monster buck.
Got it? Smile, #%%^# you! Don't give me that "act like you been there before" garbage, either, 'cause face it, if you're posing a new world record, you never been there before.
(Unless, of course, you're the almighty Chuck Adams... ahem ... let's not go there again either.)
Seriously, or a reasonable facsimile thereof, if you don't crack a grin when you kill a monster buck, when exactly in life do you intend to smile? Personally, if I kill a buck that's anywhere near the books, I'm grinning like an autistic eight-year-old at a Shriners' Circus.
Are you with me, or is it over-obvious that I just came off the Celebrex yesterday for my sciatic nerve?
04-20-2004, 02:40 PM
#2
Typical Buck
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Fort Collins, Colorado
Posts: 586
RE: Proposed New Hunting Law
I'm with you like you wouldn't believe. Ever since I saw the pic of the Beaty Giant I thought that. Why isn't this guy smiling. Although...if you've seen the book Legenday Whitetails...2nd edition, he's smiling ear to ear. Anyway....thats what always threw me off with Bill Jordan. Never smiles. Just talks nice and calm...."thats a dandy of a buck". F_ _ _ Y_ _ Bill. I'd give my right testicle to shoot most of the bucks these guy shoot. not only do they shoot them, but many per year. I agree...a smile would go a long way.
Jay
Jay
04-20-2004, 03:00 PM
#3
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Chatsworth IL USA
Posts: 5,012
RE: Proposed New Hunting Law
I would also propose an amendment to your proposal.
Anybody taking picture of said deer in the back of a vehicle looses possesion of said deer and said vehicle!!!
For goodness sakes, leave the deer lay and go get a freaking camera!! if you think somebody is going to take him, get the deer load him up, go get your dang camera and find a nice place to take the picture.....OUT OF THE TRUCK!!
Anybody taking picture of said deer in the back of a vehicle looses possesion of said deer and said vehicle!!!
For goodness sakes, leave the deer lay and go get a freaking camera!! if you think somebody is going to take him, get the deer load him up, go get your dang camera and find a nice place to take the picture.....OUT OF THE TRUCK!!
04-20-2004, 04:57 PM
#8
Fork Horn
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Wish I lived in S.Dakota
Posts: 202
RE: Proposed New Hunting Law
I'm with you guys. What is with the "Civil War - no smile " shot? I equate the elation of my first buck/deer ( a year 1/2 year old 8 pointer) to getting a Monsta' buck. I couldn't stop smiling for a week after that. I have also noticed that Bill Jordan doesn't smile. HE HAS THE ULTIMATE DREAM JOB. MAKE SOME NEW CAMO, SHOOT DEER AND TURKEY VIDEOS , HANG WITH NASCAR , SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT CELEBS AND MAKE MILLIONS $$$$$$$. I know it isn't easy but .......just smile !!!! I guess Micheal Widell and David B. are delegated to smile for MR. Ben Gordon.
Great post Dirt2
-Mathewsconquest2
Great post Dirt2
-Mathewsconquest2
04-21-2004, 07:19 AM
#9
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 9,175
RE: Proposed New Hunting Law
I saw a photo of that Beatty buck, the 304 nontypical in the back of the truck, and I just snapped. I propose the following national law:
Any hunter posing for a photograph with a monster buck shall be wearing a monster grin at all times. Failure to comply with said regulation shall result in confiscation of said monster buck.
Got it? Smile, #%%^# you! Don't give me that "act like you been there before" garbage, either, 'cause face it, if you're posing a new world record, you never been there before.
Any hunter posing for a photograph with a monster buck shall be wearing a monster grin at all times. Failure to comply with said regulation shall result in confiscation of said monster buck.
Got it? Smile, #%%^# you! Don't give me that "act like you been there before" garbage, either, 'cause face it, if you're posing a new world record, you never been there before.
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04-21-2004, 07:21 AM
#10
Boone & Crockett
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Lehigh County PA USA
Posts: 12,157
RE: Proposed New Hunting Law
He took that buck with a Mathews bow set at a P&Y non-compliant letoff, so the absence of a smile is completely understandable. NOBODY can shoot a Mathews and smile about it.
