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Old 11-11-2003, 09:12 AM
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I was out in old faithful, my guaranteed kill treestand, and I arrowed a nice 13 point. I waited about 40 minutes and get down to try and track the deer. I say try to track because I am blind in one eye. Anyway, on the hot rail of this buck and I see some old man draggind that damn deer to his truck. I stopped the old man and ask him whats going on and where' s he going with my buck. The old man tells me where to go and how to get there. Says he taking the deer and his " boy shot it." By this time I am pissed as hell. So I lose my cool and take a swing. That old boy must be in good physical shape cause he dodges my right fist comes around and dots me in my good eye. Well, now I can' t see at all and this old SOB lays a whooping on me like you would not believe. I am laying there deerless, a--whooped, and blind. I am yelling for help and some people finally show up and help me. These kind folks told me that old man loaded up my deer and took it away. They also said he had wooped another guys a-- that day because earlier he carried out a guy with a broken crossbow and a huge cut about his head. Could someone please give any information regarding this travesty of hunting justice? If I find that old man, granted my sight is 50% restored ther will be hell to pay. End of dictation to wife.
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Old 11-11-2003, 09:17 AM
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That has gotta be a joke, right?
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Old 11-11-2003, 10:25 AM
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I' ve got a lead for you. Look for a knife carrying man with his head stitched back on and a stinky toe around his neck. For he is all knowing and holds the wisdom of which you seek. Good luck grasshopper.
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Old 11-11-2003, 10:39 AM
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One lesson I have learned in life is NEVER swing at a guy bigger than you. IF what you say is true, I wish you luck, and hope you find the guy. Stuff like that happens all of the time here, so I have heard, but you will usually find yourself at gunpoint.
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Old 11-11-2003, 10:54 AM
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Search for him the direction of any hot air balloons that you may see in your area. If you hear any loud explosions you may want to head off in that direction also just to check it out...
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Old 11-11-2003, 10:56 AM
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Look for fat naked old men in the woods taking showers. Deer should be close by.
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Old 11-11-2003, 02:55 PM
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Follow the smell of the peanut butter.[:-]
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Old 11-11-2003, 03:19 PM
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Don' t go look' in, you might not like what you find.[]
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Old 11-11-2003, 03:27 PM
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I got him !
He and his croocked son!
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Old 11-11-2003, 03:32 PM
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Wow!! Did this really happen? That' s something. That must have been some old guy. I really feel for you. I just can' t believe some folks. Your luck is really running bad this year. There' s another guy on here that' s having bad luck too. I hope it ain' t something contagious I can catch through my computer. I' ve been reading some stuff about computer viruses lately...
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