Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
09-30-2008, 11:08 AM
#1
Giant Nontypical
Thread Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,716
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
As a lot of you guys know,The Undisputed King of Archery recentlypassed the PA Bar Exam, and was waiting forhis law license to come... Well,the license came, as expected,andhestarted interviewing at some of the bigger corporate/commercial firms downtown.
Becauseheis so awesome, he was hired. Obviously.
Anyway, today is the King's last day at his cushy 9-5. He will take a 3-day hiatus to hunt, then, effective Monday, his Majesty will be shouldered with actual real-world responsibility, gainfully-employed at a mammoth law firm with Net Nannies and restrictor-plates on their Internet Explorers. Translation: No more Huntingnet at work.
From this point forth, the King will only be online during the evenings and weekends, sparingly. He can be reached via email, pm or cell phone.
The King's subjects are hereby asked to remain calm and not panic with regard to his upcoming and prolonged absence from the throne.
Potential ramifications of the King's absence include (but are not limited to):
[ul][*]Germ's chest hair falling out[*]Mass suicide[*]Site shutdown[*]Rogue militant uprisings[*]Bawanajim opening his land to public hunting[*]Hunsucker's guns shriveling up[*]Incontinence / E.D.[*]Depression / lack of desire to hunt[*]Mutiny attempts on the throne[*]Deer season cancelled[*]Spike in sales of "Butt-Out" tools[*]Widespread panic[*]Marked decrease in hostility on the forums[*]MN/Kyle resorting to a life of crime[*]WashingtonHunter'sdwindling desire to paint his face[*]Dark Horses scoring 1000+" of antler[*]Rybohunter draws a PA elk tag[*]Preachertony experimenting with Santeria[*]Bowtech going out of business[*]Feelings of helplessness and lack of direction in life[*]Plagues and disease affecting the whitetail herd[*]World Record whitetails harvested in Florida[*]Gay/Homosexual forum added to the site[*]Presidential election cancelled[*]Burger King crowns become vogue fashion statement[*]Chuck Norris renounces position as High Country field staff[*]Life on earth ceases to continue[/ul]
As a precautionary measure, HNI users are advised to stock up on canned-goods, porno, booze and deer decoys. Be vigilant for any suspicious activity, and keep your women hidden at all times. Guerilla tactics are permissible, where warranted. Pee at the edges of your yard to mark your territory.
That said, it's been a pleasure to share the dayshift with you guys. Y'allprovided a much-needed distraction ona lot of otherwise-boring days. Sadly, my 8-hours-a-day on the HNI forums is about to slow to a night-and-weekend trickle. Anyway, keep in touch. PM me for my contact info.
Y'all behave, and I hope you all get skunked this year.
I'm not joking. I really hope you all get skunked.
Becauseheis so awesome, he was hired. Obviously.
Anyway, today is the King's last day at his cushy 9-5. He will take a 3-day hiatus to hunt, then, effective Monday, his Majesty will be shouldered with actual real-world responsibility, gainfully-employed at a mammoth law firm with Net Nannies and restrictor-plates on their Internet Explorers. Translation: No more Huntingnet at work.
From this point forth, the King will only be online during the evenings and weekends, sparingly. He can be reached via email, pm or cell phone.
The King's subjects are hereby asked to remain calm and not panic with regard to his upcoming and prolonged absence from the throne.
Potential ramifications of the King's absence include (but are not limited to):
[ul][*]Germ's chest hair falling out[*]Mass suicide[*]Site shutdown[*]Rogue militant uprisings[*]Bawanajim opening his land to public hunting[*]Hunsucker's guns shriveling up[*]Incontinence / E.D.[*]Depression / lack of desire to hunt[*]Mutiny attempts on the throne[*]Deer season cancelled[*]Spike in sales of "Butt-Out" tools[*]Widespread panic[*]Marked decrease in hostility on the forums[*]MN/Kyle resorting to a life of crime[*]WashingtonHunter'sdwindling desire to paint his face[*]Dark Horses scoring 1000+" of antler[*]Rybohunter draws a PA elk tag[*]Preachertony experimenting with Santeria[*]Bowtech going out of business[*]Feelings of helplessness and lack of direction in life[*]Plagues and disease affecting the whitetail herd[*]World Record whitetails harvested in Florida[*]Gay/Homosexual forum added to the site[*]Presidential election cancelled[*]Burger King crowns become vogue fashion statement[*]Chuck Norris renounces position as High Country field staff[*]Life on earth ceases to continue[/ul]
As a precautionary measure, HNI users are advised to stock up on canned-goods, porno, booze and deer decoys. Be vigilant for any suspicious activity, and keep your women hidden at all times. Guerilla tactics are permissible, where warranted. Pee at the edges of your yard to mark your territory.
That said, it's been a pleasure to share the dayshift with you guys. Y'allprovided a much-needed distraction ona lot of otherwise-boring days. Sadly, my 8-hours-a-day on the HNI forums is about to slow to a night-and-weekend trickle. Anyway, keep in touch. PM me for my contact info.
Y'all behave, and I hope you all get skunked this year.
I'm not joking. I really hope you all get skunked.
09-30-2008, 11:57 AM
#10
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Castile N.Y.
Posts: 2,090
RE: Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
ORIGINAL: MN/Kyle
Congrats on the new job, Quik! You're a big boy now
If I resort to a life of crime, I know a good lawyer who will bail me out
(and it aint you
[8D])
Congrats on the new job, Quik! You're a big boy now
If I resort to a life of crime, I know a good lawyer who will bail me out
(and it aint you
[8D])
Now that is funny!Don't worry Fran, as team captain i am ready to step into your throne at any moment.
Also, strange how im the only one who voted this as a quality post, this is a big step for HNI.
