Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
09-30-2008, 02:53 PM
#21
Super Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Central Utah
Posts: 4,815
RE: Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.
Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: A shortage of sand.
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.
Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: A shortage of sand.
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
09-30-2008, 05:05 PM
#23
Typical Buck
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: masontown pa USA
Posts: 851
RE: Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
Hey congrats man! It'll get better someday Fran 
. You have your whole life to hunt, but maybe only one real opportunity for a great job you'll love.
Let me know how you do on your whole 3 days to hunt....
later dude!
. You have your whole life to hunt, but maybe only one real opportunity for a great job you'll love. Let me know how you do on your whole 3 days to hunt....
later dude!
09-30-2008, 06:13 PM
#26
Boone & Crockett
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Michigan/Ohio
Posts: 11,682
RE: Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
Fran good luck in your new Job. I am now Clyde without Bonnie, I will be lost. Here is the picture of you before your sex change, I will keep it on my desk and think of you. I will share with HNI so we can all remember what you looked like when you were a chick.
Good luck little buddy
BTW when I asked you what youdo to get fired up for hunting, I must say I was shocked you sent me this picture, but hey not that there is anything wrong with a former chick who had a sex change to a man, who now likes to look at topless pictures of men.
Good luck Tiger or should I say Lioness[:-]
Good luck little buddy
BTW when I asked you what youdo to get fired up for hunting, I must say I was shocked you sent me this picture, but hey not that there is anything wrong with a former chick who had a sex change to a man, who now likes to look at topless pictures of men.
Good luck Tiger or should I say Lioness[:-]
09-30-2008, 06:33 PM
#27
Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 345
RE: Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
Congrats man. But sorry on the responsibility front though. But looks like we know who to go to for help with all our law breaking problems. I mean alleged law breaking problems. You know theuntill proven guilty thing.......hehehehehe
