Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
09-30-2008, 12:32 PM
#14
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Heaven is my home, temporarily residing in WNY :)
Posts: 6,679
RE: Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
ORIGINAL: quiksilver
Preachertony experimenting with Santeria
Preachertony experimenting with Santeria
09-30-2008, 12:35 PM
#15
Typical Buck
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Chambersburg, PA
Posts: 812
RE: Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
ORIGINAL: quiksilver
As a precautionary measure, HNI users are advised to stock up on canned-goods, porno, booze and deer decoys. Be vigilant for any suspicious activity, and keep your women hidden at all times. Guerilla tactics are permissible, where warranted. Pee at the edges of your yard to mark your territory.
That said, it's been a pleasure to share the dayshift with you guys. Y'allprovided a much-needed distraction ona lot of otherwise-boring days. Sadly, my 8-hours-a-day on the HNI forums is about to slow to a night-and-weekend trickle. Anyway, keep in touch. PM me for my contact info.
Y'all behave, and I hope you all get skunked this year.
I'm not joking. I really hope you all get skunked.
As a precautionary measure, HNI users are advised to stock up on canned-goods, porno, booze and deer decoys. Be vigilant for any suspicious activity, and keep your women hidden at all times. Guerilla tactics are permissible, where warranted. Pee at the edges of your yard to mark your territory.
That said, it's been a pleasure to share the dayshift with you guys. Y'allprovided a much-needed distraction ona lot of otherwise-boring days. Sadly, my 8-hours-a-day on the HNI forums is about to slow to a night-and-weekend trickle. Anyway, keep in touch. PM me for my contact info.
Y'all behave, and I hope you all get skunked this year.
I'm not joking. I really hope you all get skunked.
09-30-2008, 12:40 PM
#16
Giant Nontypical
Thread Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,716
RE: Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
Al - you're in charge.
Tony - If you do ever take up any kind of alternative worship - build me a voodoo doll of a 200" buck, and jab a big needle right through its fathead. I'm serious. I'm desperate.
Greg - I enabled "allow multiple selections." I really can't hold your hand through everything. I gave you the power to click onmultiple boxes. You just blew it. It was your big chance. Now it's gone. Sheesh.
Mike - drop me a line someday.
Kyle - your mom just called. You're grounded from the internet.
Ron - you really need to get your mind out of the gutter. Deer decoys are for deer hunting. Geez. What happens between you and your deer decoys is a private matter. 
[&o][:-]
Tony - If you do ever take up any kind of alternative worship - build me a voodoo doll of a 200" buck, and jab a big needle right through its fathead. I'm serious. I'm desperate.
Greg - I enabled "allow multiple selections." I really can't hold your hand through everything. I gave you the power to click onmultiple boxes. You just blew it. It was your big chance. Now it's gone. Sheesh.
Mike - drop me a line someday.
Kyle - your mom just called. You're grounded from the internet.
ORIGINAL: ron3775
what are decoys needed for? Incase you drink to much booze, watch to much porn and the woman doesn't want anything to do with you?
what are decoys needed for? Incase you drink to much booze, watch to much porn and the woman doesn't want anything to do with you?
[&o][:-]
hope it goes just hunkey dorry for ya 
