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    Old 04-17-2008, 09:20 AM
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    Default hunting joke of the day
    A guy goes hunting and gets lost in the woods. Remembering the universal distress signal of 3 shots, he fires 3 shots into the air and waits. After an hour he fires 3 more shots. Another hour goes by and still no one comes to help. Preparing for the next sequence he says to himself, “I hope somebody comes this time because these are my last three arrows.”
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    Old 04-17-2008, 09:37 AM
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    Did he get rescued?
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    Old 04-17-2008, 09:40 AM
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    LMAO!!! Thats a good one!!!
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    Old 04-17-2008, 09:41 AM
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    Now what in the world he have done if hehad only taken three arrows afield with him?Six arrows = two sets of warning shots.
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    Old 04-17-2008, 09:44 AM
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    HAHA!! Thats Funny!!
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    Old 04-17-2008, 09:48 AM
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    Man about time you made a post Soap, pretty funny.
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    Old 04-17-2008, 10:14 AM
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    Did he get rescued?
    ROFL!!!! You're too much!!!!!!

    I knew that was gonna be the response cuz it didn't get moved of the BH Forum
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    Old 04-18-2008, 07:13 PM
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    Was he/she a blond?
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    Old 04-18-2008, 07:23 PM
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    now that right there is funny, "I don't care who you are"
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    Old 04-18-2008, 08:57 PM
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