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Old 02-06-2008, 11:24 AM
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Austin, I believe you can get them somewhere in the desert of New Mexico in some top secret place the Air Force uses....just drive out there and ask...just make sure you have an Iranian or Iraqi Flag Bumper sticker and they will let you in without alot of hassle...also, make sure to dress up in the customary garb of Iran and Iraq...oh yeah, one more thing, remove your license plates as well, they will think you are on a special mission or something.
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Old 02-06-2008, 11:26 AM
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Austin, I believe you can get them somewhere in the desert of New Mexico in some top secret place the Air Force uses....just drive out there and ask...just make sure you have an Iranian or Iraqi Flag Bumper sticker and they will let you in without alot of hassle...also, make sure to dress up in the customary garb of Iran and Iraq...oh yeah, one more thing, remove your license plates as well, they will think you are on a special mission or something.
Thanks, will try!
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Old 02-06-2008, 12:03 PM
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Rocket arrows or no rocket arrows....its all about location!
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Old 02-06-2008, 04:04 PM
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Austin, I believe you can get them somewhere in the desert of New Mexico in some top secret place the Air Force uses....just drive out there and ask...just make sure you have an Iranian or Iraqi Flag Bumper sticker and they will let you in without alot of hassle...also, make sure to dress up in the customary garb of Iran and Iraq...oh yeah, one more thing, remove your license plates as well, they will think you are on a special mission or something.
Also, we SURE to trip as many motion sensors as you possibly can on your way to the main gate. If you cannot drive to the main gate, go to McCarrin International Airport in Las Vegas. Drive to the Northwest parking lot the one with all of the armed guards. Tell them you MUST be on the next JANET flight to the base. The guys there should allow you to board one of the planes. When you arrive at your destination, only a mere 150miles North, go to the most secretive looking building and in your best middle eastern voice, ask for their latest, most compact J-Rad rocket motor. Shouldlnt be an issue.
I'll make sure I try that too! Sounds fun. It's good to know that everyone should be so friendly, I hate traveling and shopping with rude people.
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why does old man winter hide for a day, and trick me into thinking it's spring?[>:]
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If a duck only had one leg, would it swim in circles?
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Could a one-legged duck with only its left leg swim counter clockwise circles?
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