Bowhunting forum - imaginary gift exchange
12-21-2007, 10:43 AM
#136
Giant Nontypical
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,716
RE: Bowhunting forum - imaginary gift exchange
LMAO - I found it!
Okay Scot - You're right. I did rag on Brett Favre. That still doesn't explain those scandalous wedding photos that surfaced on pg. 13.
I just got off the phone with ESPN, and they're prepared to pay me .50 cents for these illicit photos (on the condition that the photos are indeed authentic), along with all my inside information surrounding the wedding.
I hate to sell out friends and all, but... Don't be surprised if you show up on Sportscenter tonight. This is a scandal that could rock the entire NFL, not just Packer fans.
...and I am mentally scarred from this:
I bet Aaron Rogers kicks Brett's butt in a preseason lockerroom brawl. He'lldrop the atomic elbow on Brett's gray head.
I'll bet anyone $1 that Aaron Rogers would whoop Brett Favrein a no-holds-barred fistfight.
Iron Man = Old Man
Seriously, when you're a jack-in-the-box puppet, it's time to hang up the cleats.
I'll bet anyone $1 that Aaron Rogers would whoop Brett Favrein a no-holds-barred fistfight.
Iron Man = Old Man
Seriously, when you're a jack-in-the-box puppet, it's time to hang up the cleats.
I just got off the phone with ESPN, and they're prepared to pay me .50 cents for these illicit photos (on the condition that the photos are indeed authentic), along with all my inside information surrounding the wedding.
I hate to sell out friends and all, but... Don't be surprised if you show up on Sportscenter tonight. This is a scandal that could rock the entire NFL, not just Packer fans.
...and I am mentally scarred from this:
12-21-2007, 12:34 PM
#137
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Northern Idaho's Panhandle
Posts: 4,436
RE: Bowhunting forum - imaginary gift exchange
My Christmas List... (I know I am forgetting some..so I may add to the list..)
Rybo, a bowshot at a 6x6bull elk in Sept!
Fran, a plane ticket out west.
Scot, an extra rental car
Scott, shoulder massages for the month of Jan. (happy endings you'll have to pay for yourself!)
Gary, Mr. Mass broadside! anda win of Ohio State next fall!
Farm, my check for charity.
Tim/Tyler, I'll deliver theirs on the 27th
John, Jerky in the mail!and a hunt for elk someday out here..
Will, pepper spray! were goingbear huntin'
Big J...what ever the heck he askes for! well, within reason!
Atlas a scent lok suit
Rob, ear plugs...anawardfor putting up with it all!
Matt, the big daddy plot master
Jeff, the rackulator and some quiet time with his antlers...
Motown, brass knuckles... oh wait he wouldnt need them!
Justin, my address
KS, a buck kill of mine on film!
GregH, a couple trees of choice ran through my buds sawmill ..for his new man room!
Jody, Week long shed hunt withme the wilderness for elk/mule deer sheds!
Trouthunter, instructional dvd on filming
Dan, not sure if I have anything to offer a man that gets to hunt all the places I dream of! but again a big thanks.. for all the help lately!
Bloodcreek, bigger gloves
Youngfart the 200 inchers that keep eluding him!
and last but not least my old bud Hiawatha in Chelan, a pimped out Dodge Diesel
Rybo, a bowshot at a 6x6bull elk in Sept!
Fran, a plane ticket out west.
Scot, an extra rental car
Scott, shoulder massages for the month of Jan. (happy endings you'll have to pay for yourself!)
Gary, Mr. Mass broadside! anda win of Ohio State next fall!
Farm, my check for charity.
Tim/Tyler, I'll deliver theirs on the 27th
John, Jerky in the mail!
and a hunt for elk someday out here.. Will, pepper spray! were goingbear huntin'
Big J...what ever the heck he askes for! well, within reason!
Atlas a scent lok suit
Rob, ear plugs...anawardfor putting up with it all!
Matt, the big daddy plot master
Jeff, the rackulator and some quiet time with his antlers...
Motown, brass knuckles... oh wait he wouldnt need them!
Justin, my address
KS, a buck kill of mine on film!
GregH, a couple trees of choice ran through my buds sawmill ..for his new man room!
Jody, Week long shed hunt withme the wilderness for elk/mule deer sheds!
Trouthunter, instructional dvd on filming
Dan, not sure if I have anything to offer a man that gets to hunt all the places I dream of! but again a big thanks.. for all the help lately!
Bloodcreek, bigger gloves
Youngfart the 200 inchers that keep eluding him!
and last but not least my old bud Hiawatha in Chelan, a pimped out Dodge Diesel
12-21-2007, 02:07 PM
#138
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Illinois
Posts: 4,099
RE: Bowhunting forum - imaginary gift exchange
ORIGINAL: davidmil
Matt.... you mean something like this????
Matt.... you mean something like this????
That's it...I'm opening up a great big can of "Whoop Arse" now!.......Oh...it's on!!
Each one of them fists are like 50lb hammers.......to bring fourth THE PAIN!!
I've "slapped" around many an NFL defensive lineman....It wouldbe like a walk in the park here!
12-21-2007, 03:52 PM
#140
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Kansas
Posts: 6,598
RE: Bowhunting forum - imaginary gift exchange
Can you imagine getting a spinning backfist from BigJ ? Damn things got to be10 inches across. I got a feeling he would like to make Mr. Mill have to unzip his pants to cough. [X(][X(]