The crotch snapper
10-20-2007, 08:46 PM
#1
Fork Horn
Thread Starter
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Huntersville, PA
Posts: 215
The crotch snapper
Okay, I am not making this up, this really happened today.
I was at my local megasporting goods store looking at bows, killing some time while my kids were at a birthday party.
A young guy was next to me with his girlfriend, he had a flannel shirt on with sleeves cut off, a real tough guy. Well he picks up a bow off the rack that wasn't zipped typed and pulled it. He then gives it to his girlfriend to try and makes fun of her as she tries to pull it back. He takes it from her and draws it again to show off how macho he is when it happened. He lost his grip on the string and dry fires the bow the string gets him right in the crotch.
I could feel the tears welling up in my eyes as I am trying to not die laughing. He just put the bow back on the rack and gingerly walked away, while his girlfriend was giggling.
AND THAT is why they put zip ties on bows......
Wayne
I was at my local megasporting goods store looking at bows, killing some time while my kids were at a birthday party.
A young guy was next to me with his girlfriend, he had a flannel shirt on with sleeves cut off, a real tough guy. Well he picks up a bow off the rack that wasn't zipped typed and pulled it. He then gives it to his girlfriend to try and makes fun of her as she tries to pull it back. He takes it from her and draws it again to show off how macho he is when it happened. He lost his grip on the string and dry fires the bow the string gets him right in the crotch.
I could feel the tears welling up in my eyes as I am trying to not die laughing. He just put the bow back on the rack and gingerly walked away, while his girlfriend was giggling.
AND THAT is why they put zip ties on bows......
Wayne
10-21-2007, 05:35 AM
#8
Boone & Crockett
Join Date: Oct 1998
Location: Hughesville, PA USA
Posts: 18,322
RE: The crotch snapper
lmao, I'm not sure I could have keep from laughing OUT LOUD....
Plus I know some of those guys out there so I would have had to say something.
stickler, I know where you were.
And it wasn't me! [8D]
Plus I know some of those guys out there so I would have had to say something. stickler, I know where you were.
And it wasn't me! [8D]
10-21-2007, 07:09 AM
#10
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Bessemer, MI
Posts: 1,719
RE: The crotch snapper
ORIGINAL: GMMAT
I'm with mobo.
How did he hit himself in the crotch? Did he lose his grip on the bow....and it come back at him?
Confused (notthattheresanythingnewaboutthat)
I'm with mobo.
How did he hit himself in the crotch? Did he lose his grip on the bow....and it come back at him?
Confused (notthattheresanythingnewaboutthat)