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Hey GMMAT Tell him what not to do before opening day

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Old 09-07-2007, 06:38 PM
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Default Hey GMMAT Tell him what not to do before opening day

We forgot to tell you the rules.

The night before opening day you may not.

1. Eat Garlic
2. Drink beer
3. Stay up past 9:00 PM
4. You know what with the Mrs.
A fluid drain is not healthy before a deer hunt
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Old 09-07-2007, 06:39 PM
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hahaha
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Old 09-07-2007, 06:41 PM
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LOL and I wanted to on there team
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Old 09-07-2007, 06:43 PM
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The night before opening day you may not.

4. You know what with the Mrs.
A fluid drain is not healthy before a deer hunt
But Why would he wantpee on her???????????
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Old 09-07-2007, 06:45 PM
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Germ:

Lisa and I just got in from dinner. I didn't know about "the rules".

1 out of 4 ain't bad, huh? I dont think we ate anything with garlic on it.

(You've seen my wife.....are you kidding me?)

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Territorial pissings
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Old 09-07-2007, 06:46 PM
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4. You know what with the Mrs.
A fluid drain is not healthy before a deer hunt
That brings me luck
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Old 09-07-2007, 06:46 PM
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I don't know what you mean, but for some reason... the misses always had a hand in some fruitful hunts. Things would happen in the middle of the night or morning and I'd kill a deer. She was NOTa middle of the night morning person and finally told me to sharpen my skills and do it on my own. We had a lot of good laughs over it over the years. She's probably cussing me right now for bringing it up.
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Old 09-07-2007, 06:46 PM
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The night before opening day you may not.

4. You know what with the Mrs.
A fluid drain is not healthy before a deer hunt
But Why would he wantpee on her???????????
Sorry Jim I forgot a man of your age only does the one drain
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Yep you dont have a chance with that beautiful wife
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Germ:

Lisa and I just got in from dinner. I didn't know about "the rules".

1 out of 4 ain't bad, huh? I dont think we ate anything with garlic on it.

(You've seen my wife.....are you kidding me?)
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