So what's Cabela's trying to tell you when..
07-06-2007, 11:02 AM
#3
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 3,102
RE: So what's Cabela's trying to tell you when..
They are saying they like you a lot and that you probably need counseling for either impulsive behavior or debt reduction,but you wont see either one of those services in their catalog.I know I couldn't find them in mine!
Hey I don't drink or smoke or do drugs,we are all allowed at least one vice!
Hey I don't drink or smoke or do drugs,we are all allowed at least one vice!
07-06-2007, 11:09 AM
#5
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,716
RE: So what's Cabela's trying to tell you when..
"We value you as a loyal customer. We've made boatloads of money from your purchases in the past, and we look forward to retaining you as a customer for future business. As a matter of fact, we're so sure that we're gonna rake it in (again) at your expense, that we're willing to buck up $10 of our own dough for this leatherbound catalog, which you will so proudly display on your coffee table as a showpiece. In addition to it sucking you into buying ghastly amounts of additionalgear, we remain especiallyhopeful that your colleagues take note of this elaborate catalog, and turn green with envy, spending thousands of THEIR hard-earned dollars at our store, so as to achieve a similar status as a Platinum-Level Customer, and someday have a leather catalog to show off as their own."
07-06-2007, 11:18 AM
#8
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Posts: 1,438
RE: So what's Cabela's trying to tell you when..
What about Bass Pro "Preferred Rewards Program."
They clearly say you only get it if you spend XX amount of dollars per year. I bought a gun there 2 years ago, so apparently I'm an honorary member. You get backstage passes, after hours events, sneak peaks,
the works. I feel loved.
They clearly say you only get it if you spend XX amount of dollars per year. I bought a gun there 2 years ago, so apparently I'm an honorary member. You get backstage passes, after hours events, sneak peaks,
the works. I feel loved.
07-06-2007, 11:24 AM
#9
Site Bouncer
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Illinois
Posts: 4,099
RE: So what's Cabela's trying to tell you when..
ORIGINAL: quiksilver
"We value you as a loyal customer. We've made boatloads of money from your purchases in the past, and we look forward to retaining you as a customer for future business. As a matter of fact, we're so sure that we're gonna rake it in (again) at your expense, that we're willing to buck up $10 of our own dough for this leatherbound catalog, which you will so proudly display on your coffee table as a showpiece. In addition to it sucking you into buying ghastly amounts of additionalgear, we remain especiallyhopeful that your colleagues take note of this elaborate catalog, and turn green with envy, spending thousands of THEIR hard-earned dollars at our store, so as to achieve a similar status as a Platinum-Level Customer, and someday have a leather catalog to show off as their own."
"We value you as a loyal customer. We've made boatloads of money from your purchases in the past, and we look forward to retaining you as a customer for future business. As a matter of fact, we're so sure that we're gonna rake it in (again) at your expense, that we're willing to buck up $10 of our own dough for this leatherbound catalog, which you will so proudly display on your coffee table as a showpiece. In addition to it sucking you into buying ghastly amounts of additionalgear, we remain especiallyhopeful that your colleagues take note of this elaborate catalog, and turn green with envy, spending thousands of THEIR hard-earned dollars at our store, so as to achieve a similar status as a Platinum-Level Customer, and someday have a leather catalog to show off as their own."
