Celebrity Reproduction Mckenzie Targets
06-07-2007, 03:54 PM
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Giant Nontypical
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Celebrity Reproduction Mckenzie Targets
Allright - they sell foam targets in every possible shape and size. They make alligators, fish, ducks, turkeys, deer, giraffes, Sasquatch, dinosaurs, etc...
So why don't they make human celebrity/human reproduction 3d targets?
Think about it - you could maybe send a picture of your ex-wife to McKenzie or Delta, and they could print her face on a big old 3d target and send it to you, for your shooting pleasure.
I think Bin Laden would be a hot seller. Al Sharpton, too. Jewish? Maybe an Adolf Hitlertarget would be a nice xmas present?
Maybe you can't stand GW Bush - get the Dubbya edition! Wrong party? Get your Slick Willy 3d target.
The possibilities are endless, really. Just a random thought that just skipped through my head - thought it was kinda funny and worth sharing.
So why don't they make human celebrity/human reproduction 3d targets?
Think about it - you could maybe send a picture of your ex-wife to McKenzie or Delta, and they could print her face on a big old 3d target and send it to you, for your shooting pleasure.
I think Bin Laden would be a hot seller. Al Sharpton, too. Jewish? Maybe an Adolf Hitlertarget would be a nice xmas present?
Maybe you can't stand GW Bush - get the Dubbya edition! Wrong party? Get your Slick Willy 3d target.
The possibilities are endless, really. Just a random thought that just skipped through my head - thought it was kinda funny and worth sharing.
06-07-2007, 04:03 PM
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RE: Celebrity Reproduction Mckenzie Targets
I can see the lawsuits already....
"The Defendant did manufacture a "Tom Cruise Signature Series" archery target, which bore a striking resemblance to my client,the Plaintiff, causing the Plaintiffto be mistaken for Target #13 andshot in theleft earwith an Easton Epic arrow by CodefendantBilly Bobat "The 10th Annual Hillbilly 3-d Archery Extravaganza" on the aforesaid date at the aforesaid time."
LMAO Jeff - that was classic. I bet Paris would be cheaper. Definitely.
I think the Ex-Wife model could be huge. Nothing says "I love paying you alimony every month, you worthless, two-timingtramp" like emptying your quiver at a look-a-like foam target on those lonely summer afternoons.
"The Defendant did manufacture a "Tom Cruise Signature Series" archery target, which bore a striking resemblance to my client,the Plaintiff, causing the Plaintiffto be mistaken for Target #13 andshot in theleft earwith an Easton Epic arrow by CodefendantBilly Bobat "The 10th Annual Hillbilly 3-d Archery Extravaganza" on the aforesaid date at the aforesaid time."
LMAO Jeff - that was classic. I bet Paris would be cheaper. Definitely.
I think the Ex-Wife model could be huge. Nothing says "I love paying you alimony every month, you worthless, two-timingtramp" like emptying your quiver at a look-a-like foam target on those lonely summer afternoons.
06-07-2007, 04:14 PM
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RE: Celebrity Reproduction Mckenzie Targets
Fran:
On second thought.....If they can make the ex-wife model in foam.....they can ALSO make the Paris Hylton model in foam.
Knowing we have some real "winners" in this world......I think I just threw up a little at the prospects......
[&:]
On second thought.....If they can make the ex-wife model in foam.....they can ALSO make the Paris Hylton model in foam.
Knowing we have some real "winners" in this world......I think I just threw up a little at the prospects......
[&:]
06-07-2007, 04:17 PM
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RE: Celebrity Reproduction Mckenzie Targets
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I wonder if the Paris Hylton model would cost less than a Rosie O'Donnell?
You know.....kinda like a standing jake costs less than a bison.
I wonder if the Paris Hylton model would cost less than a Rosie O'Donnell?
You know.....kinda like a standing jake costs less than a bison.
06-07-2007, 04:23 PM
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RE: Celebrity Reproduction Mckenzie Targets
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I wonder if the Paris Hylton model wouldcost lessthan a Rosie O'Donnell?
You know.....kinda like a standing jake costs less than a bison.
I wonder if the Paris Hylton model wouldcost lessthan a Rosie O'Donnell?
You know.....kinda like a standing jake costs less than a bison.
06-07-2007, 04:57 PM
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RE: Celebrity Reproduction Mckenzie Targets
Quik...I think your on to something. This is could be you quick $1,000,000. Hurry, get a mod to delete your thread before someone else gets the idea.
BTW - I would get Pam Anderson...it would help me concentrate when I'm shooting a target with a big 'RACK'.
BTW - I would get Pam Anderson...it would help me concentrate when I'm shooting a target with a big 'RACK'.