Hunting Jokes
04-10-2007, 05:16 PM
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RE: Hunting Jokes
Knowbody eles has any?
Big Game
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"
"Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
Big Game
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"
"Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
04-10-2007, 06:12 PM
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RE: Hunting Jokes
Mines not really a hunting joke, but its a fishing one. Bear with me on this one too because I couldn't find it on the internet and I'll probably forget parts.
Two buddies were out fishing one day when a game warden spotted them. He snuck up on them and asked to see their licenses. No sooner had he said that one of the guys took off running. He took out after him yelling at him to stop, but the guy just kept running. They went through thorn patches and up and down hills for what seemed like miles when the guy finally stopped and bent over panting. The warden asked him "sir I'm going to write you a ticket for fishing without a license." The man said, "but Warden I have a fishing license." He dug around in his pockets and sure enough he pulled out a fishing license. The Warden was confused and said "if you had a license then why were you running?" The man said because my buddy didn't have one
Two buddies were out fishing one day when a game warden spotted them. He snuck up on them and asked to see their licenses. No sooner had he said that one of the guys took off running. He took out after him yelling at him to stop, but the guy just kept running. They went through thorn patches and up and down hills for what seemed like miles when the guy finally stopped and bent over panting. The warden asked him "sir I'm going to write you a ticket for fishing without a license." The man said, "but Warden I have a fishing license." He dug around in his pockets and sure enough he pulled out a fishing license. The Warden was confused and said "if you had a license then why were you running?" The man said because my buddy didn't have one
