Best post EVER.
10-25-2006, 03:32 PM
#11
Boone & Crockett
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Michigan/Ohio
Posts: 11,682
RE: Best post EVER.
I had the runs before I went hunting, but I was out of toilet paper...
...Does Scentlok work?
...Does Scentlok work?
10-25-2006, 04:01 PM
#12
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Kansas
Posts: 6,598
RE: Best post EVER.
ORIGINAL: Washington Hunter
Only in an empty coke bottle.
And it has to be a coke bottle.
ORIGINAL: isatarak
Is it OK to pee from the stand?
Is it OK to pee from the stand?
And it has to be a coke bottle.
Sorry Dan, I have to use a Gatoraid bottle. A coke bottle is ok though your still a good man.
10-25-2006, 04:10 PM
#15
Thread Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location:
Posts: 6,006
RE: Best post EVER.
ORIGINAL: MOTOWNHONKEY
Sorry Dan, I have to use a Gatoraid bottle. A coke bottle is ok though your still a good man.
ORIGINAL: Washington Hunter
Only in an empty coke bottle.
And it has to be a coke bottle.
ORIGINAL: isatarak
Is it OK to pee from the stand?
Is it OK to pee from the stand?
And it has to be a coke bottle.
Sorry Dan, I have to use a Gatoraid bottle. A coke bottle is ok though your still a good man.
Maybe that's what I've been doing wrong. [&:]
10-25-2006, 04:15 PM
#16
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Louisville Kentucky USA
Posts: 1,207
RE: Best post EVER.
I need some help!!! My brother in law's uncle's cousin has some land I'm going to hunt on tomorrow and I've never been there. I need to know where is the best place to hunt. There is a few fields of some kind of grasses and some woods, I think there might be a ridge in it. Also, a creek runs through it. I need to know by 7pm tonight where is the best place to hang a stand, cause I have to pick up my new bow from the proshop before they close. Can't wait to try it out tomorrow on the first buck that walks past! BTW, my bow rules!!!! Yours sucks!!!!
10-25-2006, 04:16 PM
#17
Banned
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: IOWA/25' UP
Posts: 7,145
RE: Best post EVER.
This is my favorite from the Yankeepride:
TDWW
Your assertions regarding the Northern Whitetail could not be more wrong. Just last week, I was vacationing in the poconos when I decided to take a nature hike. I wassleeping in a Sycamore tree, on a particularly low branch, when a young whitetail buck emerged beneath me. He was distracted, indulging in a myriad of lush fauna, flora, forbs and shoots.
I pounced.
After a brief struggle, I had him secured in a Figure-4 submission leghold (using pressure point-specific grappling maneuvers). After he realizedmy power and athletic prowess, he stopped fighting, andallowed me toproceed witha field examination.
I noted that this was a particularly fine specimen with an exceptionally shiny coat. His muscle tone was spectacular, with good bulge and mighty strength.Antler growth was ahead of the curve, and his hoofs looked healthy with no sign of ingrown toenails or plantar warts. He was otherwise free of warbles, mites and other harmful saprophytes. I did remove a tick from his ear. He had no cavities.
He weighed approximately 182 pounds on the hoof, give or take.
TDWW
Your assertions regarding the Northern Whitetail could not be more wrong. Just last week, I was vacationing in the poconos when I decided to take a nature hike. I wassleeping in a Sycamore tree, on a particularly low branch, when a young whitetail buck emerged beneath me. He was distracted, indulging in a myriad of lush fauna, flora, forbs and shoots.
I pounced.
After a brief struggle, I had him secured in a Figure-4 submission leghold (using pressure point-specific grappling maneuvers). After he realizedmy power and athletic prowess, he stopped fighting, andallowed me toproceed witha field examination.
I noted that this was a particularly fine specimen with an exceptionally shiny coat. His muscle tone was spectacular, with good bulge and mighty strength.Antler growth was ahead of the curve, and his hoofs looked healthy with no sign of ingrown toenails or plantar warts. He was otherwise free of warbles, mites and other harmful saprophytes. I did remove a tick from his ear. He had no cavities.
He weighed approximately 182 pounds on the hoof, give or take.
10-25-2006, 04:42 PM
#20
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: El Dorado, Arkansas
Posts: 2,174
RE: Best post EVER.
OK gang. I have been gone for a couple of days, ( puter died a miserable death ) got a new one and this post is one of the first things I see.
Oh MY GOD. I thought I was going to have a freaking heart attack. That was some of the funniest stuff I've read in days. Thanks for the laugh. I needed one.
Oh MY GOD. I thought I was going to have a freaking heart attack. That was some of the funniest stuff I've read in days. Thanks for the laugh. I needed one.