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Old 09-27-2011, 07:24 AM
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Personal Relationships – M Seeking M/F

Senior white male human seeking a relationship with a male or female whitetail deer. Mature adults only - youngsters are not my style. Are you a morning animal or one that doesn’t really get moving until the late evening? It makes no difference to me. I’m flexible and can adjust to your schedule. Are you a "full bodied" female? You’re just my type. If you’re a big horny male I’ve got just the thing for you! Let’s meet face to face. I can promise you an explosive first encounter, followed by several home cooked meals. Contact Semisane at HuntingNet.com.

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Old 09-27-2011, 07:33 AM
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haha ha now thats funny
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Old 09-27-2011, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Semisane
Personal Relationships – M Seeking M/F

Senior white male human seeking a relationship with a male or female whitetail deer. Mature adults only - youngsters are not my style. Are you a morning animal or one that doesn’t really get moving until the late evening? It makes no difference to me. I’m flexible and can adjust to your preferences. Are you a heavy female? You’re just my type. If you’re a big horny male I’ve got just the thing for you! Let’s meet face to face. I can promise you an explosive first encounter, followed by several home cooked meals. Contact Semisane at HuntingNet.com.
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Old 09-27-2011, 07:49 AM
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Excellent Mountaineer Magic! But if she shows up with a little spotted one with her I'd have to turn her down.
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Old 09-27-2011, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Semisane
But if she shows up with a little spotted one with her I'd have to turn her down.
I'm with you Semisane, I couldn't take Momma away from one that is still dependent upon her. I have seen does with fawns still nursing when our bow season opens and I just watch and enjoy. I also enjoy your sense of humor!.......BPS
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Old 09-27-2011, 09:16 AM
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semi, I tink the heat of the summer FRIED something.
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Old 09-27-2011, 09:35 AM
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Two pieces of bread and that spoted one would be a great sandwich. would be about it though, no left overs.

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Old 09-27-2011, 11:22 AM
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Thats what I am talking about
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Old 09-27-2011, 12:07 PM
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Another great humorous post by the master.
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Old 09-27-2011, 02:40 PM
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I think he is funny, but his wife just thinks he is semi-funny......
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